Mario Had 23 Years Of Jumping Over Barrels. 🦍🦧🚰🚾🚽🛢️🔨🍌🎮🕹️🖲️📺🖥️⌨️💻🖱️

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we have another old game that is on Free Video Games site. It is almost the exact engine as the arcade version of Donkey Kong. It is another game that my Digital Host, David, played when we vacationed in Asbury Park, New Jersey. On this site it is called Free Kong, but it is the same design and game to a T. Basically, you are a character (most likely it’s Mario) and you are trying to rescue your wife or girlfriend. She is within the clutches of a monstrous gorilla that is throwing down barrels in your direction. You either have to jump over the barrels or you can destroy them with a hammer. You got to climb as high as you can to reach her. Thankyouverymuch. 🦍🦧🚰🚾🚽🛢️🔨🍌🎮🕹️🖲️📺🖥️⌨️💻🖱️

Superdavebeastula The Snapchat Pixlr Laughing Emoji Alien. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣👈👉👆👇

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that are a certain group of Social Justice Warriors out there. They turn into a Trigglypuff, flailing their Bingo Wings. My Digital Host, David, and I have noticed that these are people listed in the SJWCentral. The answers that they give to our posts is incredible. This is now even the case if we are not saying anything controversial. The best thing to as Pixlr Snapdragons is to sit back, laugh, and Enjoy The Show. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣👈👉👆👇

And Now, My TCL Flip Phone Has More Capacity Than This Computer. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😮😲🤖🎮🕹️🖲️🖱️🖥️⌨️💻📲📱📠📟

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a pretty old Computer System over here. My Digital Host, David, and I are not sure if this is a MAINFRAME or a Super Computer. We do know that these Machines used Tape Reels for data storage most of the time. In 1956, IBM unveiled the world’s first commercial hard disk drive: the IBM 305 RAMAC. It weighed over a ton and could store just 5 megabytes of data, less than a single high-resolution photo today. Its storage unit used 50 massive 24-inch platters to read and write data using magnetic heads. Fast forward to today, and we now carry terabytes of data in drives smaller than a deck of cards. What once required a forklift now fits in your pocket. This leap in data storage shows just how far computing has come and how fast innovation can change the game. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😇😈😍🥰😮😲🤖🎮🕹️🖲️🖱️🖥️⌨️💻📲📱📠📟

Nope. No Money For You, Daughter. Sell Your Hubby To eBay When You’re Bored With Him. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩💸💵💴💶

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this young lady named Lily is texting her dad about getting Married. She is also requesting that he get his Checkbook ready. She said she met the guy though all types of dating site and communicated through social media. Which means basically, she NEVER met him in person. My Digital Host, David, and I and laugh and give a thumbs up to the father when gives the best reply. Get married on Twitter, have fun on the Tango Honeymoon. She can pay for her own wedding through AMAZONE and PayPal. In other words, no Checks from him. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😈🤡💩💸💵💴💶

Yup, Billie Eilish, Is A Full Fledged Hypocritical Woke Celebrity. Fuck You Retard. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🖕🚽🧻🛂🛃

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a picture of Billie Eilish. She is the one who said “Nobody Is Illegal On Stolen Land” during an award show. She made an expletive statement about for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and for Donald J. Trump. Yet, its been found out she, herself, has a luxury mansion that is on that same “Stolen Land”. In fact she called ICE who she made the f word expletive at to remove a YouTube Content Creator who was trolling her. This person was then deported as an illegal. This is something that the person you see in the picture was supposedly against. My Digital Host, David, and I have this to say about her Hypocrisy. There are people who have medical mental condition of retardation. THIS is NOT about them. In fact, those people are better suited to serve society than the moron that you see in the picture. We put the R word without the ED at the end to describe her. We also give her the big middle finger and laugh in her face while her career goes down the toilet. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😈🤡💩🖕🚽🧻🛂🛃

Meow, Your Sole Is Mine. Hiss. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈😺😸😹😻🐱🐈🙏🤘🧙‍♀️🩴

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, put up another photo. It is a picture of a Black cat being the Dark Lord but ends up being of Optimal Cuteness. This cat looks almost like another cat we knew named Fat Cat. The only thing to say is that you can lose your Soul or Sole because of the Cute Meow and Purr it emanates. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😂😍🥰😇😈😺😸😹😻🐱🐈🙏🤘🧙‍♀️🩴

This Is A Message To The Current Canadian Administration. 😤😠😡🤬👿🖕💸💵💴💶💷🪙

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that this quote is the best one yet. My Digital Host, David, and I could not agree any better. It seems that governments that are extreme liberal leftist lunatics have a preference for illegal migrants over their own citizens. Basically, this is a message that should be given to the heads of the European Commission, Great Britain, Canada, Australia, France, Germany and many more places. Benefits should go to citizens and Veterans, NOT migrants. Thankyouverymuch. 😤😠😡🤬👿🖕💸💵💴💶💷🪙

Ladies, Use LUX Kebab Soap To Keep Your Mimsy Clean. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰😇😈🧼🫧🌷🐟

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that my Digital Host, David, and I have found an old ad. Mind you, we haven’t checked if it is Authentic or if this is just parody. In any which case this picture talks about LUX Kebab Soap. Apparently, this soap is for the female anatomy, to keep it smelling nice and clean. It says that a daily wash with this soap will freshen up your flaps and stop it from stinking like an old kipper. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰😇😈🧼🫧🌷🐟

Superdavebeastula The Bitstrips Bugs Bunny Alien. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰🐰🐇

Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Laval Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me we are back in the land of Bitstrips again. Actually, my Digital Host, David, and I are also in a place that was invented by Warner Bros. In the land of Looney Tunes, we have once again made a wrong turn at Albuquerque New Mexico once again. Just like in the Bugs Bunny Road Runner Show. Thankyouverymuch. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😍🥰🐰🐇

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